goblinparty:

if i ever say/do anything problematic CALL ME THE FUCK OUT bc i would rather be embarrassed of myself for a while and make a very public apology  than live forever as a smug asshole who doesn’t know shit about anything

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

punk-and-junk:

That one line made me cry. 

(Source: imran-suleiman)

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

comicbookwomen:

Jamie McKelvie

comicbookwomen:

Jamie McKelvie

jetgreguar:

catbountry:

dynastylnoire:

kyssthis16:

unseriouslyamerica:

nbcsnl:

latenightseth:

TONIGHT: Kenan Thompson explains why he’s such an amazing ice skater.

It’s knucklepuck time!

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Tbh, if you don’t know that Kenan was in the Mighty Ducks franchise, then you’re definitely too young for this blog and me.

true

I remember it well.

love kenan

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day